All you can muster up is "Go fuck yourself?" It's a good thing I'm going to be bringing my girlfriend with me, who happens to be a trucking company dispatcher. She can teach all of you how to step up your game on those kind of greetings. LOL By the way... the cookout foods are going to be lunch and dinner today? On Sat, Dec 9, 2017 at 9:11 AM, Evan Koblentz via vcf-midatlantic < vcf-midatlantic@lists.vintagecomputerfederation.org> wrote:
You can't not take this as a joke!
I hope everyone remembers the Festivus tradition we started last year: the official VCF holiday greeting is to shake someone's hand, look them in the eye, and say, "Go fuck yourself" with a smile.
So, in the spirit of Festivus, I hope everyone go fucks themselves this year.
I look forward to everyone getting here today, shaking my hand, and telling me to go fuck myself, too! It would mean so much to me.
Happy Festivus and safe travels (sincerely).
Go fuck yourselves, Evan